Snuggie… when a backwards robe just won’t do.
#1 pick-up line of all time: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
If Pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
If you won’t stand behind our military, please feel free to stand in front of them.
Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
